Presidency – Year 2

• accused Germany of being “totally controlled by Russia”?
• acknowledged that he made up a claim about having a trade deficit when speaking to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?
• appointed a CDC Director who had claimed AIDS was God’s judgement?
• asked “a pretty Korean lady” intelligence analyst why she wasn’t part of North Korean negotiations?
• asked his top economic adviser to “print money” to lower US debt?
• attacked Canadian PM Justin Trudeau for being “very dishonest and weak” after Trudeau said that Canada would match US tariffs?
• attacked John McCain repeatedly for voting against Obamacare repeal?
• attacked late night hosts and comedy shows?
• became irate with Melania for watching CNN instead of Fox News on Air Force One?
• blamed Democrats for child separation at the border and claimed that only Congress could change it, days before changing it?
• blamed Democrats for DACA’s demise?
• boarded Air Force One with what appeared to be a napkin or toilet paper stuck to his shoe?
• bragged that his nuclear button was “bigger and more powerful” than Kim Jong-un’s?
• called Democrats “un-American” and “treasonous” for not applauding enough during his State of the Union address?
• called himself “a very stable genius” again at a NATO press conference?
• called himself “a very stable genius”?
• called into Fox & Friends and went on a half hour rant?
• called NATO “as bad as NAFTA”?
• called protesters of SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh “elevator screamers” that were paid by George Soros?
• called trade wars “good” and “easy to win”?
• claimed at the UN that “my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country,” prompting laughter?
• claimed he had no business interests with Saudi Arabia or Russia, despite selling millions in property to Saudis and Russians?
• claimed the death toll in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria was a Democrat conspiracy?
• congratulated Putin after a sham election, despite a brief that said “DO NOT CONGRATULATE”?
• considered pardoning Muhammed Ali, even though his conviction had already been overturned?
• crammed five typos into one tweet?
• demanded that his preferred Florida candidates win without counting absentee and military voters?
• dismissed a United Nations report on climate change?
• dismissed criticism because of “Trump Derangement Syndrome?”
• dissolved his charity due to its “persistently illegal conduct”?
• ended joint defense exercises between the US and South Korea at North Korea’s request?
• equated “fake news” with anything negative, and suggested taking away press credentials?
• fist-bumped authoritarian Turkish leader Erdogan, saying that he “does things the right way”?
• forgot the words to “God Bless America”?
• forgot the words to the national anthem?
• gave members of his private club Mar-a-Lago a tour of Air Force One?
• ignored a group of physicians who offered to provide free flu shots to detained immigrants?
• incorrectly colored the US flag?
• invited Kanye West to the White House?
• justified voter ID laws by claiming that you need ID to buy groceries?
• left Melania in the rain on the White House lawn?
• misspelled his wife’s name in a tweet welcoming her home from the hospital?
• pardoned conservative commentator Dinesh D’Souza?
• pardoned Scooter Libby?
• praised Greg Gianforte for body-slamming a reporter?
• referred to Haiti, El Salvador, and parts of Africa as “shithole countries”?
• released intelligence on the Russia investigation at the request of Sean Hannity?
• rescinded an invitation to the White House for the Philadelphia Eagles?
• revealed that he didn’t know the difference between HIV and HPV in a conversation with Bill gates?
• revoked a rule for reporting on drone strikes?
• said “China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump’s very, very large brain.”
• said “[Paul] Manafort has nothing to do with our campaign”?
• said a synagogue mass shooting could’ve been avoided with “protection”?
• said about a wedge between the US and South Korea, “I know more about wedges than any human being that’s ever lived, but I’ll let you know”?
• said Canadians were smuggling goods over the border, like dairy and shoes?
• said Crimea is part of Russia because everyone there speaks the lanuage?
• said he could be more Presidential than anyone, “except for possibly Abe Lincoln with the big hat”?
• said he didn’t care if sexual assault accusations about his SCOTUS pick were true?
• said he didn’t need preparation or notes for a summit with Kim Jong-Un?
• said he had broken more records than Elton John with only a mouth and “the brain attached to the mouth”?
• said he would have run unarmed into a school to stop an active shooter?
• said if he was wrong about trusting Kim Jong-un, “I’ll find some kind of an excuse”?
• said it was “too inconvenient” to use a secure phone?
• said tariffs he instituted and tweeted about didn’t exist?
• said that he has the “absolute right” to pardon himself of any and all crimes?
• said that of meetings scheduled throughout Europe, the one with Putin “may be the easiest”?
• said the “European Union is a foe” just before meeting with Putin alone?
• said the government should “take the guns first, go through due process second”?
• said the US should prevent forest fires by “raking and cleaning and doing things”?
• said, “what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening”?
• said, “People don’t realize, if you go back to the Civil War the Republicans really did the thing. Lincoln was a Republican.”
• said, “we’re going to have a little fun today” before flying to Texas to meet family of recent mass shooting victims?
• saluted a North Korean military officer?
• shut down the government over funding for the border wall?
• sparked international outrage by imitating terrorists systematically executing Parisians?
• suggested that Montenegro could start World War 3?
• thanked Kim Jong-Un for being “excellent” to three kidnapped Americans?
• threatened to end trade with all of America’s allies?
• took $9.8 million from the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s funding to support Immigration and Customs Enforcement?
• tweeted that his attorney general should stop the Mueller investigation?
• used Memorial Day to tweet about his accomplishments and advertise a discount on his branded merchandise?
• used Pharrell Williams’ song “Happy” without permission at a rally hours after a mass shooting?
• wanted Russia to be reinstated to the G7, despite its removal for invading Ukraine?
• was considered by his own lawyers to be too dumb to testify to Mueller without perjuring himself?
• was described by his top economic adviser as “an idiot surrounded by clowns” that is “less a person than a collection of terrible traits”?
• was unable to close an umbrella?