Pre-Politics

• appeared in softcore porn movies?
• ate steaks well-done with ketchup?
• attacked late night hosts and comedy shows?
• attacked Obama over his handling of Ebola?
• attacked Obama repeatedly for playing too much golf?
• boasted about genes and invoked “racehorse theory”?
• bragged about the height of Trump Tower in the wake of the 9/11 attacks?
• called asbestos poisoning a mob-led conspiracy?
• called avoiding STDs his own “personal Vietnam”?
• called Jeffrey Epstein “a terrific guy”?
• cheated on his first wife Ivana Trump with Marla Maples?
• claimed he sent investigators to Hawaii to prove Obama wasn’t born in the United States?
• claimed he started out with just a small loan of $1 million?
• claimed that climate change was a Chinese-sponsored hoax?
• claimed that exercise is detrimental because it depletes the body’s finite energy?
• continued to assert the guilt of the Central Park Five after they were exonerated by DNA evidence?
• defended China’s use of force at Tienanmen Square?
• didn’t want to name his son after himself because, “what if he’s a loser?”
• discussed his germophobia?
• displayed fake Time magazine covers featuring himself?
• fired a woman from Celebrity Apprentice for “locker room” talk?
• fondled “Rudia,” Rudy Giuliani dressed in drag?
• got five draft deferments during Vietnam?
• had unprotected sex with adult film actress Stormy Daniels?
• hired undocumented workers, leading to a $1.4 million settlement?
• illegally inherited $413 million?
• kicked his nephew’s sick infant off their family insurance plan?
• made lewd comments about his infant daughter Tiffany?
• purchased a 6-foot painting of himself through his charity?
• purchased a New York park for $2 million, then donated it to the state claiming a valuation of $100 million for a tax write off?
• said “I always felt I was in the military”?
• said he could grab women by the pussy?
• said his daughter Ivanka could be referred to as “a piece of ass”?
• said that “if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”?
• said the economy does better under Democrat leadership?
• said, “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent”?
• said, “we need a president who isn’t the laughing stock of the world”?
• shifted money from his charity for cancer-stricken children back into his businesses?
• sold the failed Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City?
• suggested he wanted to abort his second daughter Tiffany?
• supported the Democratic Party?
• talked about “nailing” Princess Diana after her death?
• tried to sell Trump-branded steaks through the Sharper Image?
• tweeted about “haters and losers” on the anniversary of 9/11?
• tweeted about “losers and haters” and bragged about his IQ?
• tweeted about whether Putin would become his “new best friend”?
• used a fake name to boast about his relationship with women in a NY Mag article?
• used pseudonyms to discuss himself with the press?
• was a childhood bully?
• was accused of rape by his first wife?
• was an anti-vaxxer?
• was called “the dumbest goddamn student I ever had” by a former college professor?
• was called a liar and a brat with no principles by his sister?
• was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame?
• was laughed at by Scottish Parliament?
• was roasted by Barack Obama and Seth Meyers at the 2011 Correspondents’ Dinner?
• was roasted on Comedy Central?
• was sued by the federal government for housing discrimination?