Presidency – Year 1

• abruptly ended an interview when asked about his claims of being wiretapped by Obama?
• accused Joe Scarborough of murder?
• accused Obama of illegally placing a “tapp” on his phone, calling him a “Bad (or sick) guy”?
• admitted that he didn’t come up with, or even like the phrase “drain the swamp”?
• announced that he would shut down DACA?
• appointed Michael Flynn as National Security Advisor despite warnings of his foreign connections?
• asked Attorney General Jeff Sessions to reverse his recusal from the Russian investigation?
• asked Germany’s Angela Merkel a basic question about trade 11 times?
• asked reporters at his meeting with Kim Jong-Un to make them look “nice and thin and perfect”?
• awkwardly stopped in the middle of his sentence during an announcement to drink water?
• boasted about himself in front of the CIA’s Memorial Wall?
• bragged about his 2016 win and handed out electoral maps when asked about his first 100 days?
• brought a war widow to tears, then called her account wrong because he had “one of the greatest memories of all time”?
• called Paul Ryan “Ron”?
• called the press “the enemy of the people”?
• caused the CIA to extract a high-level informant in the Russian government?
• changed the Presidential Challenge Coin to feature himself?
• chose an Education Secretary who sought to use public schools to “advance God’s Kingdom?”
• claimed that past presidents didn’t call families of fallen soldiers, while he had for “virtually everybody”?
• claimed to distance himself from his businesses, using stacks of unlabeled folders as proof?
• created a commission to expose mass voter fraud, which then found none?
• defended Putin’s murder of journalists, saying “you think our country’s so innocent?”
• didn’t know about Pearl Harbor?
• doubled the initiation fee at the “Winter White House” Mar-a-Lago to $200,000 shortly after being inaugurated?
• drove a golf cart on the greens?
• endorsed a child molester for Senate?
• falsely claimed that he had the largest inaugural crowd size ever?
• filled out the wrong birth date on an absentee ballot?
• fired FBI Director James Comey?
• gave a speech to the Boy Scouts?
• hired and fired a White House communications director within 11 days?
• implied Frederick Douglass was still alive?
• installed a red button on his desk that summons someone to bring a Coke?
• looked directly into the sun during a partial eclipse?
• met with his cabinet for the first time?
• mispronounced Namibia during a meeting with African leaders?
• mocked “low I.Q. Crazy Mika” for “bleeding badly from a face-lift?”
• opposed and delayed sanctions on Russia, despite bipartisan support in Congress?
• pardoned Joe Arpaio, who was convicted for illegally detaining immigrants?
• posed in a fire truck for a Made in America showcase?
• praised authoritarian Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte?
• promised healthcare that would provide “insurance for everybody”?
• pushed the leader of Montenegro?
• railed against new aircraft carriers and their digital deck propulsion system, demanding that they return to “goddamned steam”?
• retweeted an image of a bloody CNN stomped under his shoe?
• rode a golf cart 700 yards while the leaders of 6 other nations walked together during his first G7 meeting?
• said after becoming elected that “[lock her up] plays great before the election — now we don’t care, right?”
• said Haitians “all have AIDS” and that Nigerians live in “huts”?
• said he lost the popular vote because of fraud?
• said he was the least anti-Semitic and least racist person “you’ve ever seen in your entire life”?
• said of NFL players kneeling in protest, “get that son of a bitch off the field”?
• said of the Charlottesville protests that “there were some very fine people on both sides”?
• said that he fired FBI Director James Comey because of the Russian investigation?
• said that the border wall needed to be physically transparent for border control to see through?
• said the United States should replace the dollar with gold as the global currency?
• said, “People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?”
• said, “nobody knew that health care could be so complicated”?
• sent a $25,000 personal check to a Gold Star family?
• shared classified intelligence with Russia?
• signed an Executive Order that rolled back Obama-era protections for transgender students?
• signed off on a high-risk raid in Yemen that led to several deaths?
• spoke at length about the most “beautiful piece of chocolate cake you’ve ever seen” when asked about the decision to bomb Syria?
• thought “clean coal” was physically cleaned by miners?
• thought Nepal and Bhutan were in India, pronouncing them as “nipple” and “button”?
• thought that being President of the United States would be easier than his old life as head of his own company?
• threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria?
• told Japanese PM Shinzo Abe, “you don’t have this problem, but I can send you 25 million Mexicans and you’ll be out of office very soon”?
• told police, “please don’t be too nice” to suspects?
• told Russian officials that firing “nut job” FBI Director James Comey would ease pressure from the Russia investigation?
• took credit for $700 million in cuts to the F-35 program’s price that was agreed upon before he was President?
• tried to fire the Special Counsel?
• tweeted a gif of him wrestling CNN to the ground?
• tweeted, “Despite the negative press, covfefe”?
• used the “yank and pull” handshake method on various people, including heads of state?
• wanted a military parade for his inauguration, including tracked vehicles and missile launchers?
• wanted the Republican tax bill to be called the “Cut Cut Cut Act”?
• was called “a f*cking moron” by his Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson?
• was called a “dotard” by Kim Jong-un?
• was called an “idiot” and “dope” as smart as a kindergartener by his National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster?
• was said to be “like an 11-year-old child” by Steve Bannon?
• wrongly said that his was the biggest Electoral College win since Reagan?