Personal Life

• appeared in softcore porn movies?
• ate steaks well-done with ketchup?
• attacked late night hosts and comedy shows?
• attacked Obama repeatedly for playing too much golf?
• became irate with Melania for watching CNN instead of Fox News on Air Force One?
• boasted about genes and invoked “racehorse theory”?
• bragged about the height of Trump Tower in the wake of the 9/11 attacks?
• called asbestos poisoning a mob-led conspiracy?
• called avoiding STDs his own “personal Vietnam”?
• cheated on his first wife Ivana Trump with Marla Maples?
• claimed he started out with just a small loan of $1 million?
• claimed that exercise is detrimental because it depletes the body’s finite energy?
• claimed that he had opposed the Iraq War “from the beginning”?
• claimed that his daughter has “created millions of jobs” without any explanation?
• continued to assert the guilt of the Central Park Five after they were exonerated by DNA evidence?
• didn’t want to name his son after himself because, “what if he’s a loser?”
• directed his personal lawyer to threaten his high school, colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores?
• discussed his germophobia?
• displayed fake Time magazine covers featuring himself?
• fired a woman from Celebrity Apprentice for “locker room” talk?
• fondled “Rudia,” Rudy Giuliani dressed in drag?
• got five draft deferments during Vietnam?
• had unprotected sex with adult film actress Stormy Daniels?
• illegally inherited $413 million?
• kicked his nephew’s sick infant off their family insurance plan?
• left Melania in the rain on the White House lawn?
• made lewd comments about his infant daughter Tiffany?
• reached $100 million in taxpayer costs to play golf?
• reached a half million dollars in taxpayer costs for golf cart rentals alone?
• recounted how he was too disgusted at the sight of a man bleeding to death to help?
• said “I always felt I was in the military”?
• said he could grab women by the pussy?
• said he prefers fast food for its cleanliness?
• said his “temperament is not that different” from when he was in first grade?
• said his daughter Ivanka could be referred to as “a piece of ass”?
• said of Saudi Arabia, “I get along great with all of them…”?
• said that “if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”?
• said that his father was born in Germany, when he was born in NYC in 1905?
• said, “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent”?
• suggested he wanted to abort his second daughter Tiffany?
• used a fake name to boast about his relationship with women in a NY Mag article?
• used pseudonyms to discuss himself with the press?
• was a childhood bully?
• was accused of rape by his first wife?
• was called “the dumbest goddamn student I ever had” by a former college professor?
• was called a liar and a brat with no principles by his sister?
• was described by his Art of the Deal ghostwriter Tony Schwartz as pathologically impulsive and self-centered?
• was named as a co-conspirator in campaign finance felonies by Michael Cohen?
• was roasted by Barack Obama and Seth Meyers at the 2011 Correspondents’ Dinner?
• was roasted on Comedy Central?