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- accepted his nomination as Republican candidate by saying, “nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it”?
- bragged about completing a cognitive test?
- bragged about how humble he is?
- bragged about the height of Trump Tower in the wake of the 9/11 attacks?
- bragged that his nuclear button was “bigger and more powerful” than Kim Jong-un’s?
- brought a war widow to tears, then called her account wrong because he had “one of the greatest memories of all time”?
- called himself “a very stable genius” again at a NATO press conference?
- called himself “a very stable genius”?
- changed the Presidential Challenge Coin to feature himself?
- claimed at the UN that “my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country,” prompting laughter?
- described an inadequate military briefing used to justify an attack on Iran as the “best presentation they’ve ever seen”?
- displayed fake Time magazine covers featuring himself?
- falsely claimed that he had the largest inaugural crowd size ever?
- referred to his own “great and unmatched wisdom”?
- said “China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump’s very, very large brain.”
- said “nobody has more respect for women than I do,” prompting laughter?
- said about a wedge between the US and South Korea, “I know more about wedges than any human being that’s ever lived, but I’ll let you know”?
- said he could be more Presidential than anyone, “except for possibly Abe Lincoln with the big hat”?
- said he didn’t need preparation or notes for a summit with Kim Jong-Un?
- said he had broken more records than Elton John with only a mouth and “the brain attached to the mouth”?
- said he had the best temperament of any presidential candidate ever?
- said he was the least anti-Semitic and least racist person “you’ve ever seen in your entire life”?
- said he’s “the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico”?
- said not paying taxes makes him “smart”?
- said of the Constitution, “I have an Article II, where I have to the right to do whatever I want”?
- said that the death of ISIS leader al-Baghdadi was more significant than that of Osama bin Laden?
- said, “I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me”?
- said, “I support the Great Lakes. Always have. They’re beautiful. They’re big. Very deep. Record deepness”?
- said, “I’m very highly educated. I know words – I have the best words” while calling Obama stupid?
- said, “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent”?
- said, “nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world”?
- said, “nobody knows more about trade than me”?
- said, “nobody knows the system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me”?
- said, “nobody reads the Bible more than me,” but couldn’t cite a single verse?
- said, “there’s nobody that understands the horror of nuclear better than me”?
- spoke at length about the most “beautiful piece of chocolate cake you’ve ever seen” when asked about the decision to bomb Syria?
- tweeted about “losers and haters” and bragged about his IQ?
- used a fake name to boast about his relationship with women in a NY Mag article?
- used pseudonyms to discuss himself with the press?
- was laughed at by Scottish Parliament?
- wrongly said that his was the biggest Electoral College win since Reagan?
- wrote his own letter of health?
