Dumb

• altered a hurricane map with a Sharpie?
• asked about getting his face on Mount Rushmore?
• ate steaks well-done with ketchup?
• attacked a 16-year-old activist on Twitter after she won Time’s Person of the Year?
• awkwardly stopped in the middle of his sentence during an announcement to drink water?
• boarded Air Force One with what appeared to be a napkin or toilet paper stuck to his shoe?
• bragged about completing a cognitive test?
• bragged about his 2016 win and handed out electoral maps when asked about his first 100 days?
• bragged about how humble he is?
• bragged about receiving a non-existent award?
• bragged that his nuclear button was “bigger and more powerful” than Kim Jong-un’s?
• called for a boycott of Goodyear Tires?
• called himself “a very stable genius” again at a NATO press conference?
• called himself “a very stable genius”?
• called his Vice President “Mike Pounce”?
• called Paul Ryan “Ron”?
• called Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, “Tim Apple”?
• claimed that exercise is detrimental because it depletes the body’s finite energy?
• claimed that the “deep state” was delaying a COVID-19 vaccine?
• claimed that Twitter was conspiring against him?
• considered pardoning Muhammed Ali, even though his conviction had already been overturned?
• crammed five typos into one tweet?
• defended the size of his hands and penis in a Republican debate?
• deflected to New Zealand’s “big surge” in COVID-19 cases?
• didn’t know that India and China shared a border?
• displayed fake Time magazine covers featuring himself?
• drove a golf cart on the greens?
• fondled “Rudia,” Rudy Giuliani dressed in drag?
• forgot the words to “God Bless America”?
• forgot the words to the national anthem?
• gave out GOP Senator Lindsey Graham’s cell number?
• hired and fired a White House communications director within 11 days?
• implied Frederick Douglass was still alive?
• incorrectly colored the US flag?
• insisted that he deserved the Nobel Peace Prize “for a lot of things?”
• installed a red button on his desk that summons someone to bring a Coke?
• invited college football champions to the White House for fast food?
• invited Kanye West to the White House?
• launched into a minute-and-a-half long run-on sentence?
• left Melania in the rain on the White House lawn?
• looked directly into the sun during a partial eclipse?
• mispronounced “Yosemite”?
• mispronounced Namibia during a meeting with African leaders?
• misspelled his own name on Twitter?
• misspelled his wife’s name in a tweet welcoming her home from the hospital?
• misspelled the name of his Secretary of Defense and made multiple false claims in a tweet?
• posed in a fire truck for a Made in America showcase?
• promoted Goya products in the Oval Office?
• referred to himself repeatedly as “a whiner”?
• referred to his own “great and unmatched wisdom”?
• referred to the “Deep State Department”?
• repeatedly called Matt Gaetz “Rick”?
• repeatedly claimed that Mexico would pay for the border wall?
• repeatedly referred to national security advisor John Bolton as “Mike Bolton”?
• repeatedly said “oranges” in place of “origins”?
• repeatedly suggested being President for more than 2 terms?
• retweeted a meme of himself playing the fiddle amid the COVID-19 pandemic?
• retweeted a video with false COVID-19 claims from a doctor who warned of “evil deposits”?
• retweeted and agreed with his own tweets?
• revealed that he didn’t know the difference between HIV and HPV in a conversation with Bill gates?
• said “China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump’s very, very large brain.”
• said a report about having prepared talking points was fake news, before photos of the talking points were released?
• said about a wedge between the US and South Korea, “I know more about wedges than any human being that’s ever lived, but I’ll let you know”?
• said about foreign policy, “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things”?
• said Austrians live in “forest cities” with “more explosive trees”?
• said COVID-19 testing is “in many ways foolish”?
• said COVID-19 would disappear like “a miracle”?
• said he could be more Presidential than anyone, “except for possibly Abe Lincoln with the big hat”?
• said he had broken more records than Elton John with only a mouth and “the brain attached to the mouth”?
• said he had the best temperament of any presidential candidate ever?
• said he would have run unarmed into a school to stop an active shooter?
• said he’s “the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico”?
• said his “temperament is not that different” from when he was in first grade?
• said if Biden were elected, he’d “listen to the scientists”?
• said of Abraham Lincoln “he did good, although it’s always questionable, you know, the end result”?
• said science doesn’t know about climate change and that “it’ll get cooler, just you watch”?
• said that he directed the EPA to investigate low-flow fixtures because people needed to flush toilets 10 to 15 times?
• said that he was building a wall in Colorado, which shares no border with Mexico?
• said that his father was born in Germany, when he was born in NYC in 1905?
• said that Hurricane Florence was “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water”?
• said that Spanish Flu likely ended World War II?
• said that troops “took over airports” during the Revolutionary War?
• said windmills cause cancer?
• said, “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible.”
• said, “I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me”?
• said, “I love the poorly educated”?
• said, “I support the Great Lakes. Always have. They’re beautiful. They’re big. Very deep. Record deepness”?
• said, “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent”?
• said, “People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?”
• said, “nobody knew that health care could be so complicated”?
• said, “People don’t realize, if you go back to the Civil War the Republicans really did the thing. Lincoln was a Republican.”
• said, “we’re going to have a little fun today” before flying to Texas to meet family of recent mass shooting victims?
• saluted a North Korean military officer?
• thought “clean coal” was physically cleaned by miners?
• thought Canada had burned down the White House?
• thought Nepal and Bhutan were in India, pronouncing them as “nipple” and “button”?
• thought that being President of the United States would be easier than his old life as head of his own company?
• threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria?
• took credit for Obama’s Veteran’s Choice bill?
• touted a new “super-duper missile”?
• tried to sell Trump-branded steaks through the Sharper Image?
• tweeted “I love Hispanics!” with a photo of himself eating a taco bowl?
• tweeted “SAVE THE POST OFFICE!” days after admitting to undermining it?
• tweeted a satirical news story, believing it to be real?
• tweeted a video of himself giving a Presidential speech from a movie?
• tweeted about “losers and haters” and bragged about his IQ?
• tweeted about the removal of his cameo from Home Alone 2 on Canadian television?
• tweeted an image of himself as Rocky Balboa?
• tweeted that the US had added 303,000 new jobs when the reported figure was 128,000?
• tweeted, “Louisiana, I’ll see you tonight,” despite being headed to Mississippi?
• tweeted, “Despite the negative press, covfefe”?
• used a fake name to boast about his relationship with women in a NY Mag article?
• used pseudonyms to discuss himself with the press?
• used the “yank and pull” handshake method on various people, including heads of state?
• wanted the Republican tax bill to be called the “Cut Cut Cut Act”?
• wanted to buy Greenland?
• wanted to increase water flow in showers because his hair “has to be perfect”?
• was called “the dumbest goddamn student I ever had” by a former college professor?
• was depicted by his own campaign as genocidal Marvel super-villain Thanos?
• was portrayed as a superhero in a coloring book sold by his campaign?
• was roasted by Barack Obama and Seth Meyers at the 2011 Correspondents’ Dinner?
• was roasted on Comedy Central?
• was unable to close an umbrella?
• wondered why a centennial anniversary wasn’t celebrated “a long time ago?”
• wrongly said that his was the biggest Electoral College win since Reagan?